Arch conservative regents Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter have been rumoured to be playing heads and tails games for months now. Late night meetings and early morning breakfasts have placed America's blondest and baldest far right wingers together with surprising frequency.
But today in an unusual even for the cruel couple pair od media reports, the Nazi near newly weds turned against each other. Coulter told the narrow minded wide world of conservative group think why rush is called rush:
"I know you thought it was his baptismal name till he took so much amphetamine that you thought it came from his highly charged if drug induced personality. but let me tell you that the frequently divorced and belligerent Mr Limbaugh is a veritable jackrabbit in the sack. They don't call him Rush for the way he makes your head feel...it's mostly because he's finished before you 've even gotten started!"
Limbaugh rebutted the piece in a seemingly hastily written column by calling Coulter:
"A stupid fucking bitch!"