Obama to Name Susan Boyle to Supremes

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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Susan Boyle creates the Butt Tuck

Barack Obama, America's first R&B President is apparently on the verge of appointing a Supreme Court Justice with more vocal prowess than legal expertise.As a constitutional law professor, Obama often emphasized the importance of interpreting the law on behalf of the common person.

Obama told me that carrying a tune may be more important than deciding a legal brief. And so Susan Boyle may be the ideal candidate for replacing Stephen Breyer. Boyle will sing her way onto the court with such all time favorites as Tort of My Tort, You Made Me Sue You and On The Litiginous Side of the the Street.

Susan Boyle may became the first US Supreme to perform from a British platform.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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