Written by Bureau

Sunday, 26 April 2009

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Brr, North Scotland

That fabulous voiced-songbird from Scotland, Susan Boyle has had her breast implants removed, according to an announcement to the media in Brr, Northern Scotland.

"It's something I've been wanting to do for a long time, especially after I near blew one on the air during a high note, and I'm very happy with my decision," she said in a press release.

However, her spokeswoman says, she has no interest in selling them on eBay. "If you think she could sing before, wait till you hear her without the implants!"

Commentators have noted, however, that the move may hamper the singer's chances of making it big in the opera world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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