Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.

"I am sick of all these leaks - they really piss me off" said the 6ft 6 Brit "It really is putting me off using public urinals."

This all coincides with an unfinished version of the film 'Wolverine - Oranges' being downloaded an estimated 100,000 times from file-sharing websites last week and is now being investigated.

The British actor said it had left him "heartbroken" and amounted to a "Ferrari without a paint job", whatever the heck that means!

He was promoting the Wolverine film at Cockinthemouth Island in Sydney Harbour and arrived by swooping from a helicopter.

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