Actor Hugh Grant has won lots of publicity, after he accepted a free lunch from the BBC.
Speaking from his beach chair in the Maldives, Mr. Grunt said: 'Well, um, you know, I'd not been in the news for, er, a few weeks.'
And, er, he added: 'I wish, um, Tony Blair would stop impersonating me, er, you know.'
Mr. Grant, whose teeth are the only visible object on Earth seen from the Moon, was formerly married to actress Elzabeth Who'sshe?, another person needing more publicity, and she had this to say: 'Look at my dress, why can't the papers stop going on about Amy Limehouse?'
Many have suggested that Hugh Grant is a talentless, boring actor, with about as much charisma as a cold cheese sandwich, but Miss Who'sshe said: 'You mean a cold jellied eel.'
And the photographers and journalists Mr. Gryawnt paid have been sent to The Hague, to be tried for crimes against intelligent interest. Mr. Grant is 14, Miss Who'sshe? is 34 CC.
Tony Blair was, um, unavailable for ham acting.
