Britney Spears Now Seeking Roadies After Two Arrested, If Interested

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Friday, 27 March 2009

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Were These The "Normal" Days?

Instead of "If U Seek Amy" Britney Spears might be singing "If U Seek Two New Roadies" on her next album. This amazing girl has been employing some seriously shady charators which is typical.

On Thursday, Rockey Lee Dickey Jr. and Alex Montes, two employees of a company contracted to provide equipment for the Circus Starring Britney Spears tour, were nabbed by the Pittsburgh police for aggravated assault, possibly other charges, Entertainment News says.

Spears, whose been weird even for her, and her impossible craziness on tour which has already been making headlines this week, is set to perform in Pennsylvania tonight.

According to a statement from the Pittsburgh police, officers saw Rockey Lee Dickey, 34, in a physical altercation with a 30-year-old male, reportedly named Matthew Boyle.

When they approached, Dickey allegedly swung at the officer and Alex Montes, 23, attempted to intervene, placing another officer in a headlock. Always a smart thing to do.

"Thus far", another on the tour who asked not to be identified, stated, "the crazy pills are holding out but they're going fast!"

So far, "Circus" is mainly featuring the Freak Show.

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