Britney's Hooha Takes Over The Circus

Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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"Circus" Changed To "The Hooha Show"?

Despite the best efforts of Britney's singing and choreography, her Hooha has already taken over the show.

"No matter what the promoters say or do", stated one fan waiting in line for tickets, "It's the Hooha that's drawing the crowds."

The Hooha, shy at first only sneaking a peep in it's early days, has now taking charge.

"Oh the rest of Britney tries, but I'm the Big Show!", stated the Hooha. "Every night there's a bidding war for the front row seats and who do you think they're there to see? Britney's dance? Give me a break."

"Does Britney have a mental health issue?"

"Did she get a restraining order against her paparazzo boyfriend?"

"When was the last time she saw her kids?"

"How many drugstores has she visited this week?"

"Who cares? It's me, the Hooha that's taken charge! So pays your money and takes your chances! Will the amazing Hooha appear again tonight? You'll just have to wait and see!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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