Loony Tunes Britney Apparently Thinks It's Christmas

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 26 March 2009

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"Happy Birthday Everybody!!"

Add another chalk mark to your score on the list of the zany Circus tour series.

Mama Jamie Spears may have her daughter Britney on a tight leash, seeing a whole team of psychiatrists and a few bodyguards but it's good to see she's the same old idiot gal deep down that she probably has been all of her life.

This Tuesday night, the pop star was rockin' out to her song "Do Sometin'" so hard in Washington D.C. that she inexplicably screamed, "Merry Christmas! Happy Hanakkah!"

Guess it's better than "My pu**y is hanging out!"

In the simple, yet profound words of one of the girls who filmed the incident and is overheard talking post-Holiday shout out: "that was weird." "That was totally weird!"

So if you already have tickets for an upcoming show, be sure to wear you Halloween costume!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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