Madonna dating "Satan"

Funny story written by E.L.Wisty

Thursday, 12 February 2009

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Satan in typical pose.

Photographs of Madonna passionately kissing model Satan Sux have been released.

In the pictures, the 50-year-old singer is seen lying on top of the 22-year-old Brazilian devil and looking on as he towels himself down.

The images appear in a 46-page spread for US magazine W, shot by photographer Steven Klein.

Madonna was so enamoured with Satan after meeting him on the photo shoot last December, she invited him to accompany her on a string of dates on her Sticky and Sweet world tour.

They have since been pictured dining together in New York and are believed to be dating.

A source close to the star said: "She is seeing where it goes. She loves showing that she can still get the youngest, hottest thing out there.In fact Satan is as hot as hell!"
Madonna split from British film director husband Guy Ritchie, 40, last October after nearly eight years of marriage.

Their divorce is expected to be finalised next week.

Madonna has been romantically linked to both Satan and baseball player Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez since her split from Guy.

Since meeting Madonna, Satan has signed with a new modelling agency and reportedly raised his fees, demanding more than $500,000 for jobs he previously charged as little as $225 for.

The Blame it on Rio photo shoot is published in W magazine's March issue.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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