Written by NODDY

Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Be very impressed

Incoming US President and Saviour Of The World Barak Obama has ordered the Presidential Limo (known as Cadillac One, "The Beast" and "Obamamobile") to be "pimped" to his specification.

It is believed that Obama is upset that when the car is sitting at traffic lights, the stereo can not be heard because the windows do not go down. Engineers have decided that, rather than putting in a 600 watt amp, they will put speakers discreetly outside the car that will pump music outside.

Other "bling" on the five-ton, seven-litre monster will include those wheel hubs that keep moving when the car is stationary, gold-plated bar fittings trimmed with mink fur, neon lights underneath and rise-and-fall suspension. "It impresses the ho's" said a Secret Service spokesman.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama, Satan

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