VPeep candie failed Sarah Palin has vigorously fought the tabloids, bloggers and Republican Party Website reports about the many scandals of the Alaskunt Palin clan. That is until she got wind of the money to be made peddling the family jewels and the clan disgraces.
When Palin realized that she could finance her big presidential adventure of 2012, with the tall tales of the Alskan trailor trash heritage, she jumped in her broken down, rusted out pick up truck and hustled on down to the cyber feedlot in Wasilla.
Palin posted epic poems of her parents, kissing cousins, and their knock down drag out romancin' for a starting bid of a thousand dollars per act of domestic violence. Her children's illegitimate pregnancies are going for 5G's a piece and hubbie Todd's Brokeback mountain gay adventures will cost a cool million.
