Palin Strikes Back at Media

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Sunday, 11 January 2009

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Palin Hot over Media Coverage

WASHINGTON - Sarah Palin, still smarting over coverage of her vice presidential run, calls the media's reporting on her family "very scary" and says there may be "a class issue" behind the more sympathetic treatment of Caroline Kennedy explaining,"I went to class too!"

The Alaska governor also took a swipe at Katie Couric over the CBS interview in which Palin stumbled badly, saying: "So I made a few verbal plunders, Katie doesn't get to play monopoly with all the big words ya know."

Palin says that the most fair description of her run for office was by TheSpoof.com however she notes that the story Palin Plays with Her Pussy by Victor Nicholas is not true.

"I don't have a cat, I hate cats, I eat cats."

Palin is also quite cross with with BuckwheatsButt for writing stories about an anonymous woman with the world's largest vagina. "How does he know that I don't have the world's largest vagina, huh? Mr. Buckwheat didn't even ask me. You can see it from Russia!"

Palin says she is willing to forgive BuckwheatsButt if he promises to introduce her to his friend Bargis Tryhol.

"Like most Alaskans I am a big meat eater."

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