Palin lashes out

Funny story written by disciple

Friday, 9 January 2009

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poor little old me

Sarah Palin lashed out at comedian Tina Fey and Katic Couric for exploiting her. Katie Couric's ratings soared and Tina Fey was named entertainer of the year. Palin believes their increased fame came off of her.

"You know I was forced to appear on both programs, tied and drugged and forcibly had my stupidity uncovered to the world. I told them after things didn't go well for me, that maybe I'm not bright enough to do T.V. I'm only a Governor and potential Vice President, that does not mean I'm smart. It's not fair that the world does not protect arrogant, ambitious, and unqualified politicians. A Hockey Mom is just what we needed to get out of this mess. Intellectuals got us into it and now the morons of the world need to clean it up.

"They made fun of my kid getting pregnant and marrying so soon, to save face for Evangelical hypocrites. Bristol did not know John McCain was going to ask me to run and ruin any chance of winning and destroy with it the future of the Republican Party.

"Katie asked me all kinds of question she knew I would not know, like the names of papers I read. She needs to get a life; nobody reads anymore, well maybe "Guns and Ammo", but what else is there?

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