Alaskunt Sarah Palin has challenged former pony rider Caroline Kennedy to a wrestling match to the death. Palin was furious when she discovered that the Kennedy heiress, despite little political experience and a curious dialect was not being subjected to intergalactic ridicule as Sarah odd and violent experienced in her snowmobile run for the vice.
Palin appeared in front of Kennedy's fifth Avenue luxury condo to call her out:
"If you have any of the courage it takes to become a back stabbing vindictive bitch, then you will meet me in madison Square Garden for a fight to the death! And you better betcha sweet ass that the American God willing, the Wasilla Wonder Woman will prevail!"
Kennedy emerging from her hi rise luxury perch hit the ground running in her confrontation of the Barracuda barbie:
"I, you know, like like kinda have no patience for the trailor park class. I will beat Ms Palin with about the head and neck with both of, you know my Ivy League degrees. I can't like like wait to get the tramp in the MSG and brow beat her with my three books and my philanthropy. Let her bring her desperate little BA into the ring with, you know, like, like transcripts from four sad ass colleges from the woods!"