Written by victor nicholas

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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"She said This One is a Treble Cleff"

London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when Richie told The Telegraph that "Madonna Doesn't Flush."

Richie says he knew of Madonna's problem when he met her but married her nonetheless. He says that he's been covering-up for Madonna's filthy habit for years.

"I told her it was unattractive and malodorous but she thinks everything she does is a work of art and her shit doesn't stink. Imagine what a man of my celebrity has to say to house guests!"

Richie fumes when Madonna's productivity as a musician is mentioned.

"Madge is all about pushing people's buttons and yanking their chains. She's no singer in my books, I listen to that rot all day long, night and day, a bit wearing it is. If she is going to yank people's chains she can start with the toilet is what I say."

Richie says he reached his limit with cheap pop music in the house and a full toilet.

"Everywhere I turn, it's crap."

"Things were going from bad to worse so I decided it to end it."

Madonna denies she is on a high fibre diet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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