Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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A brick, shit by SAF yesterday

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prospect".

Hull are currently in fifth, having lost 3-0 at home to Chelsea on Wednesday, but it's away from the KC Stadium that the Tigers have been at their most impressive, winning four and drawing one of their five games so far.

Ferguson knows that United will be up against it, and Brown believes his charges can emerge from the Theatre of Dreams unscathed, and with all three points.

Said Brown:

"They will be shitten' it. They'll know our strengths, but there'll be fuck all they can do about it! That Sir Alice will be cacking-it big style!"

Brown made the claim after an insider at Old Trafford said yesterday that Ferguson - lovingly known as SAF by United fans - had been suffering with loose bowels on Thursday, and had shit a brick.

New spokesman Terry Phelan said:

"There's no doubt about it, it was a big 'un."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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