Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

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Palin is to porn what near beer is to...

Win or lose, male social conservatives will continue to lust after Alaskan Ice Princess Sarah Palin as the future of the Republican party.

MSC4SP spokesperson, Horny Asallhell explained that no one in the conservative movement in America or any English speaking country for that matter could remember a female conservative with Palin's "charisma":

"Most of our traditionalist termigants have had flat faces and chests to match. Harridans of the right wing persuasions are often dykes or wives who wish they could put their fingers into dikes.... to save the town, of course.

"Sarah Palin gives a new look to the neo-con movement and it's moving men of the sosh-con persuasion. Some say that the football fellas from the far relig right are too inhibited to watch porn and so Sarah P has become the pin up almost porn of the religiously repressed male still in the closet jocks for Jesus hypocrite near silently impotent majority..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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