High School Musical 3 to tackle real issues

Funny story written by ScottThe Dot

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Waltfilms have revealed that the hotly anticipated 'High School Musical 3' will focus on realistic themes that will 'resonate better with the target audience.'

Joe Robben, a press spokesman for Waltfilms worldwide, told us 'Setting it in Dundee gives us a gritty realism that we feel the audience demands. All the teenage characters will be pregnant by the second act and at least one of the lead roles will feature glue sniffing. The songs are really good too.'

The soundtrack playlist for the movie has been published and features songs such as 'Smack my bitch up with smack, you bitch', 'Can I get a council house?' and the ballad ' Where have you been you filthy slag?'.

The plot revolves around a teenager who was picked last in gym class and finds release through the medium of interpretive dance and intravenous drug use.

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