Prince Edward's Oxo Shame

Written by Korky

Sunday, 20 July 2008

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The Effects Of Oxo Abuse All Too Plain To See On This Former Addict

The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.

It is alleged that the Prince of simpleton had started dabbling with the stock cube during a drunken binge at Sandringham, 'It was a heavy night and I am afraid things got out of hand and before I knew it I was on three boxes of the little brown cubes a day' sobbed the useless one.

Dr Tex Roper, Royal watcher stated that this had not been the first case of royal oxo abuse and that the Duke of Windsor had indulged during the abdication crisis.

This follows the recent revelation that Prince Android had been a bisto junkie during his heroic stance in the Falklands conflict.

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