Cheryl Cole, recently seen patching things up with love rat husband Ashley Cole has gotten her own back by sleeping with Ashleys team-mate Wayne Rooney in a dream I had last night.
She confided this with fellow WAG Abbey Clancy who came and told my alter ego, the Fire Queen, about the one-night-stand.
'Cheryl was cut up when Ashley cheated on her but theres no telling how he will take this. He was deeply sorry when he slept with the hairdresser but if Cherly thinks this will even things out between the two of them, she is very wrong. Her judgment has been impaired by the problems in their marriage.'
