Recent carbon dating on aged singer Cher has revealed that she is actually over 5 million years old!
The sometime bad singer and all time bad actress was seen under going some very strange tests last weekend. This included a test in which one of her toes was cut off and the rings on the inside were counted.
Sources close to her say: "She's wasn't very happy at first to find out that she is older than the Universe but she has come around".
Scientists who were never really interested in Cher before now are desperate to get their hands on her decrepid body to do more tests.
Cher is reported to be very excited about this prospect and is supposedly looking forward to "all that pokin and proddin".