Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Shrugging off pregnancy rumors and a doctor's prescription for antispasmodics Miley Cyrus defied her critics by performing without throwing up once at Orlando's Epcot Center on Saturday.
The 15 year old brat sang her heart out to thunderous applause and then promptly disappeared backstage.
Six Krispy Kreme donuts, a family-size bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken Nuggets, two quarts of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food, half a gallon of Tropicana Orange Juice and countless Hershey Bars later the Hannah Montana starlet emerged from her private dressing room complaining that the lavatory had mysteriously flooded.
Officially Cyrus claims she still has an intact hymen as specified in her contract but has never signed up for the Silver Ring Thing or any other chastity promotion.
But internet spread-yer-legs-betting site Aintgottaprayer.con has suspended wagers today on Miley being a virgin on her wedding day some time in 2013 when she turns 21.
"I guess we should have done that back in June 2007," the site's CEO admitted wistfully.
