Google.com seized up today, as dirty old men, desperate male teenagers and fat lesbians trawled the internet looking for the rumoured topless photos of Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus.
The fact that she is only 15 seems to have been missed by the ogling googlers as they, desperate for a peak at Miley's firm melons, created enough bandwidth to transmit War And Peace to Mars.
So for those who missed out after google crapped itself, here is a picture of some firm, ripe, white young breasts. Should be good enough for you all to fill the toss bucket until some other new Miley Cyrus scandal breaks.
