Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old star of the Hannah Montana children's series, is upset about a photo shoot of her due to appear in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Several pictures form that session have been leaked to the press and include shots of an apparently naked Cyrus wrapped in nothing but silk bedsheets.
"That wasn't me," said an obviously irate Miley. "Those had to be stunt titties!"
"People say that I have bedroom eyes in some of the pictures. The only bedroom eyes I know about are the ones when you first wake up in the morning and have to wipe the Sandman stuff out of your eyes and you can't focus and everything is blurry cuz your Mom says you gotta get out of bed and ready for school."
When asked why she would pose for a magazine famous for putting naked, or nearly naked, stars on their covers (Dmi Moore, Scarlett Johanssen, etc.) Miss Cyrus was direct in her answer. "When they asked if I wanted to be a cover girl, I thought that they were giving away free Cover Girl make-up. What teenager wouldn't want free make-up?"
"Also, I have never once been wrapped naked in red silk sheets. Mine are gold."
Vanity Fair plans an extra two million issue print run to sell to all of the eleven year old girls and pedophiles who don't normally purchase the magazine.