Vanessa: "I've had enough!"

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Thursday, 14 February 2008

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Vanessa as she left the restaurant

18 year old 'actress' Vanessa Hudgens has reportedly had a breakdown due to stress. The High School Musical star was said to have burst into tears, and was dragged from the restaurant screaming.

Miss Hudgens, who is best known to the adult community for her nude pics scandal last year, is said to be "emotionally unhinged" and family beg her to see someone before the problem completely spirals out of control.

"I thought there was something wrong with her for a while now, but I just assumed it was work and stuff" said a source close to Vanessa. "And, everyone knows her relationship with Zac's not looking good, so who knows what'll happen?"

Rumours about Miss Hudgens relationship with Hairspray star Zac Efron have been rife for some time now. Amongst these is the rumour that she has been unfaithful, with none other than Jessica Simpsons ex!

So, with her reputation in tatters and her relationship on the rocks, is it any wonder the teen starlet freaked out during a meal with friends Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Lucas Grabeel, Monique Coleman and Olyssa Keyes when Ashley and Zac started fooling around?

The flirty blonde, who was reportedly sitting close to Zac at this time, began teasing the teen heartthrob and generally having fun. However, Vanessa felt they were "too close for comfort" and went insane.

"I was appalled at how much damage one person could do" says waiter Pierre Polkinns. "One minute, seven happy teenagers, next six shocked faces and a screaming monster"

When Zac put his arm losely around Ashleys chair, Miss Hudgens screamed "I cant take anymore! Ive had enough!" and proceeded to chuck a jug of water over Miss Tisdales head, before smashing up her own and Lucas's plates, all the time screaming hysterically. The distraught young lady was then dragged in tears out of the restaurant by a red-faced Zac.

With everything crashing down around her, will Vanessa be the next young star to go off the rails?

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