High School Musical 3: Prom Night

Written by Tiki Murphy

Monday, 24 March 2008

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In movie news- Warner Brothers studios has put in a bid to buy the rights to Disney's High School Musical franchise. It has been reported that the WB has offered up several million dollars for High School Musical, and Disney is interested.

When asked for a comment, a spokesperson for WB stated, "Warner Bros. has been keeping a close watch on this High School Musical phenomenon. We here at WB have decided that we could do so much more with it than Disney could. We are not stifled by being a 'family' company. We could take these young actors far."

Robert Iger, Disney's new CEO explains, "Given the way people look at things today, we haere at Disney have to tread carefully. This is the perfect opportunity for us to get rid of the scandal seeking castmates, yet still save face. These are new times, and this is a new Disney."

The cast seems to be very happy with the change.

"It's going to be great," exclaims HSM star Zac Efron. "The new script is about a wild Wildcat prom night. Sex drugs, and rock'n'roll baby. Rumor has it, Troy get's a three way with Gabriella and Sharpay. How sweet is that?"

Zac's real life girlfriend doesn't seem to mind this change.

"It's not like the world hasn't seen me naked anyway. Besides, Zac gets to screw Ashley, and I get to screw Zac, Corbin, Lucas, Chris, and Ryne. I'm happy."

The script writers have decided to do this as a hardcore movie. The songwriters are working equally hard to figure out songs that will make people take this movie seriously.

High School Musical 3: Prom Night is expected to ge an R rating. However, everyone is hoping for an NC-17 or higher. There are high hopes that HSM can become the new National Lampoon or at the very least American Pie. Time will tell.

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