Sherlock Holmes - Real life father of Eamonn

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 23 March 2008

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Now, what type of tripe shall I write next?

In the last ever romantic thriller written by Barbara Cartland, it is sensationally revealed that fictional detective Sherlock Holmes is in actual fact the real life Father of cuddly TV host, Eamonn Holmes.

The revelations were revealed in a book, locked in Cartland's safe, called 'TV or not TV, that is the question'.

Sherlock Holmes was not available for comment, as he is only a fictional character, a trend continued by his son, Eamonn.

When asked which schools his children would go to, Sherlock said 'Elementary, my dear Watson'. Watson died a rich man, after selling his name to a string of entertainment magazines.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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