Jordan's career nosedive.

Written by Double Diamond

Sunday, 23 March 2008


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Pics of Victoria Beckham's latest bodged facial will appear, however.

Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.

Industry sources say this could be a dangerous move, as most readers will not buy either publication if Jordan is not contained within.

Both magazines generally feature Jordan pissed getting out of a taxi, Jordan pissed on a dance floor somewhere, Jordan looking too thin, Jordan/Peter Andre split shocker... etc etc.

Indeed they have both led with a Jordan related article's since the dawn of time.

Jordan herself has reacted with horror at the announcement, as such magazines have been largely responsible for keeping her pointless career in the limelight.

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