Andre lands up in playpen after tantrum

Funny story written by Super Sleuth

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

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Jordan finally cracked with her spouse's childish behaviour and tantrums last week according to a reliable source.

The close friend told how Peter Andre was continually throwing tantrums and behaving worse than his own kids at home.

"Jordan had just had enough of it and she totally snapped" the friend went on to say.

Andre was ordered to get into the kiddies playpen and stay there for 20 minutes without speaking. At first he thought Jordan was just messing around but the look in her eye told him otherwise the friend confided.

Andre needed to be taught a lesson and he's had one according to our source. He's like a big kid and needs to learn that childish behaviour will not be tolerated.

The friend said she felt sorry for Jordan putting up with his bad boy attitude.

When asked how Jordan had managed to make him stay there, the source told us "Just put it this way, if he hadn't then the only thing she'd be putting between her lips for a month would be an ice lolly"

Peter Andre was not available for comment, however he is said to be considering a further libel action against the newspaper Chill for printing the story.

The reliable sauce is thought to be a brand of HP.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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