David Letterman's Worldwide Pants to Air in 2008

Funny story written by JAB

Sunday, 30 December 2007

While, the Writers Strike is in its eighth week, David Letterman's Production Company Worldwide Pants has struck a separate deal with its writers. This will allow both the David Letterman and Craig Ferguson shows to start airing live, in January.

Ben Darules one of the writers's for the David Letterman shares his opinion:

"When we went on strike too months ago, nun of us aunticipated that it wood be this pro longed. All we wanted from the production companies and networks; was what we thot should be a fair and equitable peace of the pie.

"Unfortunately? that wasn't the case and the other pour bastards who don't work for Worldwide Pants are still screwed. That being said, the fact we writers have been off the job for over too months doesnt mean our righting skills have gone rusty and/if stale.Sintax, SenTence structure, speling, punktuation the key elements two a good writer are not ever never lost. It's like riding a bycycle, you never fourget.Same applies to writing jokes, you don't lose that wit. Wright now I've got one in the hopper and just deciding on its punh line. 'Why did the chicken cross the road'? Either I use 'to get to the other side' or 'to see Gregory Peck', either one will have leave the audience peeing in there Calvin's or braking wind. You just don't loose that edginess.

"I know I'm fortunate$$$$$ enough to go back to work butt after my wife and I have finished eating at a five star restaurant and I pick up my daughter's option loaded Lexus, I Wilson join my brothers and sisters on the Picket line - ah,it's slowly cuming back."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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