Anna Nicole Smith's baby disinherited

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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"Mom screwed up bigtime!" - Dannielynn

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): It's enough to make Judge Larry Seidlin weep with remorse: Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead appears to have been deliberately disinherited from her late mother's will according to depostions filed at the Los Angeles probate court today.

Dannielynn's father Larry Birkhead told the press today that the exact wording of the will was unequivocal:

"The instructions left by Anna Nicole state that: 'I have intentionally omitted to provide for my spouse and other heirs.

'I am of sound mind and body and ain't leaving a dime to any future spouses or children.

'As for my mother Virgie Arthur I leave express instructions for my estate to sue her ass off, if I pre-decease her, for the return of $5 million hush-money that she blackmailed out of me.'

This latest twist in the legal saga surrounding the blonde former Playboy centerfold now raises the spectre of a legal quagmire regarding any inherited multi-million dollar legacy pending from J Howard Marshall II's estate that by rights Dannielynn could claim as her mother's daughter.

Virgie Arthur has gone into hiding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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