Paris Says Youth Should Be Forgiven, Not Judged

Written by Bubbsybub

Sunday, 5 August 2007

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Paris says all youth deserve to be forgiven for their mistakes but Judges are a different story.

Paris Hilton has been reported to be gravely concerned for youth the world over.

The socialite was quoted saying: "There are so many problems that young people have to face and i don't think people appreciate how hard it is to be young. Parents should be more sympathetic and understanding when their children make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes.

"All mistakes should be forgiven. Anyone who cant forgive someone is either self centered or stupid."

When asked if she believed the Judge who sentenced her to prison made a mistake, she said she believed she did. When asked if she had forgiven him, the heiress threw her latest puppy at the reporter screamed several swear words and stormed of leaving her puppy to be cared for by her personal assistant.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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