Nicole Richie Will Seductively Lounge In The Paris Hilton

Written by Buck E Filbert

Saturday, 4 August 2007

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Los Angeles jails are full to the brim

Rumor has it that Nicole Richie has made a decision on where to spend her 4 days in jail. Nicole was sentenced to 4 days incarceration by a Los Angeles court mediator a few days ago. Nice thing for Nicole is, she decides where and when she does her time.

Sources close to Nicole have stated that she has decided to spend her 90hr incarceration at the Lynwood Correctional Facility, better known as, "The Paris Hilton", after Paris Hilton's recent stay there for 23 days.

The Los Angeles jail system is extremely over taxed and it's unlikely Nicole will even make it to a bunk. With good time and 50% off Nicole will probably process in, then process out and that should be the extent of it.

When asked Nicole said, "Hey, if Paris can take it so can I, that's why I decided on the Lynwood facility. In fact I think Lynwood will become the summer destination retreat for many young starlets. I'm almost sure Lindsay has already booked her time in the Paris Hilton suite".

Sooo good to be young and rich.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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