Marlon Brando flew into Bollywood on non-stop flight from South Africa to meet with Executive producers of The Spoof.Com Movie. He is upset at being passed over for playing one of the leading roles, current editor Mark Lowton. When asked why he was so keen to play someone with very little notoriety outside of The Spoof.Com.
"I want to know what it feels like to be a nobody, an ordinary joe with an obnoxciously large mustache. I think in my old age, now that I am all but dead, I share a lot in common and can really feel this role...of course it could just be constipation."
An assistant director who looked remarkably like Dean Martin, was dispatched to meet with Mr. Brando and his entourage of 10 people, including nurses and doctors.
"We have a delicate situation here, it seems that Pee Wee Herman has already been promised the role and were of course keen to accommodate and utilize Mr. Brando. We hope he will understand and be a team player. There is still a role as a sheep from West Virginia available."
"The picture has already been through several directors and scripts and production costs are mounting. Keeping in mind that this is only the second day of auditions for some of the remaining smaller roles."
Release of the Movie is tentatively set for Halloween 2008.
