General Motors Introduces New SUV

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 29 July 2007

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Take command of the highway with GM's Road Warrior

In an attempt to compete with high quality Japanese cars and to provide consumers with a competitive edge in road rage incidents, General Motors unveiled the 2008 Road Warrior.

The Road Warrior is equipped with a 155 mm main gun, a coaxial 7.62 caliber machine gun, and a passenger side machine gun. An optional smoke grenade launcher is also available.

When it comes to safety, the Road Warrior is in a class by itself. Protective armor protects the driver and passengers from all manner of munitions other drivers may deploy.

The Road Warrior is competitively priced at $45,000, less than many other sport utility vehicles.

Sal Manella

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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