Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina

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Saturday, 28 July 2007


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He thinks it was his second most popular invention!

Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for another piece of American legend: the popular and often over exposed vagina of Pop tart Britney Spears. Gore announced this to reporters outside of a Democratic town hall meeting in New Hampshire yesterday.

"When I was a college student in Tennessee, we were expirementing with a lot of different cheerleaders, party girls, nerdy library types, sorority chicks, and other college co-eds. I came up with the idea for it and personally developed Britney Spears' vagina. After the internet, it is my one invention that people in this country are most familiar with. I'm sure that most people view her vagina as a well used, often seen, pop cultural symbol of our times, and I'm proud to say that I was involved in its creation!"

Britney Spears and her vagina had not comment about the claim.

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