Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Written by Jean Le Fete

Friday, 27 July 2007

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Larry King Drills Lohan, Spears and Hilton

Larry King had his hands full, but he seemed to relish the opportunity to engage with three famous, but troubled starlets.

"This is a historic night," said King, "I'm sitting here in Las Vegas with the wait that was two weeks ago. Tonight we take a look at the troubled lives of three young women of mediocre talent, too much money and access to low lifes willing to take advantage of them. Paris, let's start with you first, you're the only one of the three so far to spend time behind bars."

"That's right Larry," said Paris, "And I think these two should be ashamed of trying to follow my footsteps, if they aren't willing to the time, they shouldn't do the crime!"

"That's a laugher," said Spears, "Your only "hard time" was making out with the prison guards." Lohan gives Spears a high five. King glares at all of them.

"I see," said King, "So the three of you have little mutual respect for one another. Do any of you think your situations are embarrassing?"

"I have respect for Paris," said Spears, "I have very 'little' repect for her. She has no room to be talking about us like she's our big sister.'

"You're lucky I'm not your big sister," said Paris, "I'd have kicked both your butts a long time ago. Larry they just don't understand the road they're on yet."

"I see and would you mind if I watch?" asked Larry, "...No...I mean, I....I...We'll be right back after this short break."

Indeed a catfight did ensue and Larry King did watch, he also ended up with a black eye, all of which occurred off the air, with no video taken, whatsoever, nothing for you to look for on You Tube under Larry King Live. No reason to hope for a photo spread in the next issue of Playboy, which contracted with the three interviewees before the interview.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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