Written by Double Diamond

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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There's nothing like a bit of Mickey Mouse to brighten up your whole day

In a radical new strategy to deal with the increasing levels of violence in Iraq, President Bush has announced plans to invite the insurgents to Disney World, Florida.

Counter insurgency tactics in Iraq have been less than successful and the President believes that inviting the terrorists to Disney World will give them chance to experience some of the flavour of American life and see that we in the West aren't that bad really.

It's hoped that the trip could incorporate Kennedy Space centre and Universal Studio's.

In a statement to the worlds media, the President quoted:

"These insurgent folks just seem to be obsessed with our annihilation. If they could just come over here on a vacation to see some of the states, I'm sure that'd make a difference. There's nothing like a bit of Mickey Mouse to brighten up your whole day"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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