Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 9 June 2007

image for Hilton reported under sedation at LA's Twin Towers jail
Paris before her recent ordeal

California - (Ass Mess): It's not e-x-a-c-t-l-y Guantanamo 2. But for beleagured socialite Paris Hilton it may as well be.

The heiress and reality TV starlet is reported to be under sedation at LA's Twin Towers psychiatric custodial facility after throwing a hysterical wobbly following Judge Sauer's insistence on sending her to finish jail time behind bars.

Staff at the correctional treatment center say she will stay for a few days' observation while being assessed for cocaine and alcohol withdrawal.

Other possible psychiatric symptoms will also be assessed after Lynwood Jail staff reported bizarre behavior during her five day sleep-over prior to blagging her way out on spurious medical grounds into home detention under an electronic ankle tag.

Today's move comes after an internal body search found an unidentified package concealed inside Hilton's tampon, believed to be a narcotic of some kind.

Hilton will remain under 24 hour observation in a holding facility at the Twin Towers psychiatric wing where ever move will be watched, assessed and analysed before jail bosses assigne her to finish her custodial sentence.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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