…the terms of her probation and is to return to court today to face the judge who sentenced her to a 43-day jail sentence, of which she only served three days due to being a delicate little flower, albeit one who knows how to administer a passable BJ, according to her defence attorney on the first issue and 50 million internet users on the second.
She may have to spend the rest of her sentence in the harsh surroundings of her own domicile. The judge is hoping that this will teach her a much needed lesson about life.
Responding to a court filing by the Los Angeles city attorney, Judge Michael Sour has ordered the airs and graces airhead heiress and pseudo-celebrity to appear before him this morning at 9am.
When she arrived at court he apparently made her wait and just stand there whilst he looked at her, then he got her to jump up and down on one foot. Finally he requested that she bark like a dog whilst hopping up and down.
The judge then retired to his private chambers for a quick lay down and possibly to "shuffle his paperwork".
Upon reappearing the flushed faced Judge decided that she would have to return to court on Monday morning to complete the same humiliating ritual as part of her sentence.