With the strains of Pomp and Circumstance still playing in their ears, many recent graduates are pondering career choices. Pyotr Petrovich, Professor of Political Science at Benedict Arnold University, says that many graduates overlook an obvious choice, politics.
Dr. Petrovich says that, while anybody can get into politics, it helps to be stupid. "The stupid have a real advantage here. Just look at our current president. Look at your local elected officials. These were the stupid people you went to school with, the ones who were popular and were always trying to cheat off of your test." Dr. Petrovich went on to say that the more intelligent students become doctors, lawyers, or political science professors.