President Bush was taken ill at the G8 piss-up in Hergunshmergundam this morning and had to skip a morning working session and even declined his usual breakfast of sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns, cocaine, baked beans and hot steaming cup of virgins blood.
The US President appears to have fallen ill during an hour-long discussion with Nicolas Sarkozy, the new French President.
Despite the fact that he has a Russian sounding name, it probably wasn't poisoned sushi.
It isn't known yet if it was the fact that President Bush had to have an hour long conversation that caused him to feel ill, or because he had to listen to someone foreign.
"It might be a stomach virus or something like that," Dan Bartlett, an aide to the president, told reporters. "He's just not feeling well in his stomach or the head. Despite the fact that we are the richest country on the planet and have all the medical resources at our disposal, we have to admit that we just don't know"
Upon hearing the news, Tony Blair rushed to the presidents' bed chamber to administer soothing words and a cold flannel to the forehead.
Insiders told how Mr. Blair reprimanded the prone Bush for scoffing frogs legs the day before and said "I knew this would happen" Mr. bush replied "Kismet? Hardly!"