Written by SpaceElevator

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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US and A - Using secret stealth technology obtained from the Department of Defense, SpaceElevator cracked the TheSpoof.com's Top 20 Writers List on Thursday. Despite his limited talent, he managed to fly under the radar to land squarely in the lower echelons of satire.

"I have no idea why some of my stories did better than others..." he acknowledged. "Can anyone please help me make sense of this?"

Even with his non-orthogonal geometry and reduced radar cross-section, Mr. SpaceElevator was left scratching his head and was forced to revise his previous hypothesis. Apparently making a mockery of spelling bees and marathons interests more than a handful of people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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