Prison Break's new member

Written by James Malley

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Hilton was trying to extract nutritional dust from the fibres in Callies' carpet

Top TV show Prison Break is set to cast a new character in Season 3. TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that it is in fact Hollywood Super Bitch Paris Hilton. Cast member Wentworth Miller was not happy with this decision.

'Its wrong. We have a super show here and the last thing that we need is a slut on set. I mean she's only been here a few days and already slept with everyone here. Its shocking, there's sex toys everywhere. What? No she hasn't slept with me because me and Dominic Purcell are lovers. Bet you didn't expect that did you.'

When asked about her role in the show Ms. Hilton could not comment as at the time she had a mouthful of Sarah Wayne Callies' carpet.

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