Written by Rodd Justice

Sunday, 25 January 2004

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J 'Nay Bush' Lo

Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction".

The press had reported that Ben and Jen had been arguing semantic political points for many weeks prior to the break up announcement.

National Enquirer's Chief Political Correspondent Boobs Kennedy said, "Ben was of the opinion that Saddam's game of cloak and mirrors with WMD are continuing after his downfall; whereas Jen believed that the lack of WMD evidence in Iraq is the coup de grace of Bush's Presidency.

"No celebrity relationship could survive such a philosophical chasm."

It is rumoured that ‘J Lo' will now fulfil her long-time ambition to find inner peace by travelling through Amazon villages completely cut off from Western civilisation.  ‘B Af' will now give serious acting a shot by attending amateur dramatics societies.

They intend to remain best of friends "euphemistically".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hollywood, weapons




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