Bringing Home The Bacon

Miss Piggy is set to give birth to triplets in the new year, our story comes straight from Hollywood.
Miss Piggy, even though enjoying the single life, was knocked up last week by an unknown man. Piggy claims to have been good friends with the man, before he got her pregnant 'amid controversy'. Sources close to the Muppet Diva, claim to have no idea who the 'controversial' father of other children could be, so we just have to think, who is surrounded by controversy and has a tendency to want lots of children?
Yesterday, a spokesperson for Miss Piggy bought forward this statement..."Yes, indeed, Miss Piggy is pregnant. She and only she knows who the father is, but will release this riddle - Chalk is to cheese, what fur is to plastic"
guess we'll just have to wait till they are born.