California - (Ass Mess): Peroxide bimbette Paris Hilton has spoken for the first time about her fears regarding the fate of her unique $25,000 hair extensions "which will surely perish" among the nit-infested and cockroach-sprawling confines of the jail cell which will be her home for 45 days starting on June 5th.
Hilton, 26, needs monthly hair extension top-ups at her favorite Beverly Hills salon and is said to be crazed with grief that the sentencing judge at Los Angeles Superior Court has banned her from any professional grooming visits from her personal stylist.
Also banned are her personal alcohol and cocaine shoppers, five round-the-clock manicurists, three Tarot readers, two lifestyle gurus, eight assorted maids/butlers/cleaning ladies, four massage artistes, her top pool repair man, personal trainer, orthodontist and five specialised hygienists.
Sources close to Hilton say they have not overruled that she might do some attention-seeking dreadful act to swap a the jail time for a cushy rehab stint like Britney Spears's divorce hearing remedy.
But the LA sentencing judge is adamant that if Hilton puls a fast oine "she can always go into the jail's detox wing as a starter for her sentence."
