WASHINGTON D.C.--(DCROMANCE) Presidential front-runner Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) last night accused fellow Democrat Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) of conduct unbecoming of a Government legislative official. "Those types of political tricks are very underhanded", Hillary turned a bright red after that statement, then corrected herself, "I mean...it rubbed me the wrong way...eventually." The female senator when on to say that the attack happened 5 minutes before going live for the debates & left her confused and under a hypnotic spell which hung over her until hours after the televised mock & sock political brawl.
Hillary described the a ledge encounter, "He bumped into me in the hallway leading to the studio. He said 'the stage for the candidates was through a doorway' he was holding open for me. As I walked in, realized it was a utility room. So, I turned to Barack and told Him he had made a mistake. He shut the door behind him & walked up to me. His lean black body towering above me and before I could say anything more, gave me a strong stare and ran his hand down to rub my Uvula. Unable to scream I tried...heaven knows I tried, to break away from his rock-hard grip, but, couldn't. Obama stared more intently into my eyes and waving his hand said, "You are one juicy white women & I'm making you...my Bitch!"
"She sounds more like a "mixed-up bitch" if you ask me." Barack told reporters who quickly ambushed him for answers, " I don't know what she's talking 'bout!", As he flashed a smirk on his face. One question asked by the tabloid paparazzi was..., 'Could this experience be the reason for Clinton's faraway look in her eye & haunted beleaguered behavior during the show?', His eyes narrowed and said "Could be she's flowing heavy...I don't know...I don't care. Maybe she's just not ready to lead this great country of ours. Have you thought about that?! She has a nerve to accuse me of such an embarrassing and unwarranted actions."
No witnesses could be found to connect the two candidates having been seen together. So at this time it's her story against his.
During the debate, Obama broke the lack-luster and predictable performances by announcing the 'need for proactive action in times of a homeland security attack with both a military & political response'. Which brought an immediate & emotional attack by other Democratic panel members revealing the pansies they really are. Meanwhile, Senator Clinton stood frozen in one spot, looking up at the pretty studio lights. When asked how she stood on the "War On Terror", Clinton held up a sock puppet she fabricated with a sock & felt tip marker and said, "Hello...Meet Mr. Howdy!!" and giggled like a 4 year old child.
Hillary's best hope is that she try to stay focused and sober for the other future debates. If the other hopefuls can continue to attack her main opponents & judging by her performance last night, lose the bottle and strap on chastity insurance, that might be the only way she can win the nomination.
