Written by The Noosance

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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After working for a panoply of kings, queens, sultans and prime ministers, the White House chef said his talents are going to waste with his current employer.

"I make the same peanut butter and jelly sandwich for the President every day," he lamented. "For this, I went to the Cordon Bleu Academy? Oh, sure, if Laura gets a wild hair up her ass, she'll want a tuna salad on a bed of iceberg with some Kraft Thousand Island dressing," he groused.

"Only once in a blue moon will the President request something other than a PB&J. For instance, last week, he asked for a still-twirling pig on a spit delivered to the Lincoln bedroom. I'm not sure what he did with it, but afterwards, Laura was glowing like a schoolgirl. But that kind of action doesn't happen nearly enough."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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