A former Chinese government official has shared information with the American media on China’s new plans to infiltrate the States. Qiang Li immigrated to the U.S. last month, and has been outspoken concerning the latest tactics of the Chinese Commun…
Neanderthals are our close cousins. I saw a fascinating article about Neanderthal cooking and looked it up on Google. Imagine yourself back 70, 000 years ago living with others in a huge cave in Iraq. There is a Julia Child type older Neand…
Hello, God-loving people around the world, this is Suzie X, the Radical Cook, here to show you some happy new ways to use crack in every day foods. Oh golly, sure, those Republicans like to attack Hunter Biden for all his dirty habits (like they d…
Your best crockery set, you know the one your Mum gave to you fifteen years ago, when your parents moved. The one with the bad flowers and writing on it. You know the one. The one in the garage, underneath your forgotten Haircut 100 albums, Yes, that…
Hello, Raymond Ving here again. Yes, I know I have been busy, what with telling you about my Chimp Jeffrey, and how exciting February is, but I just had to ask Where Did I Leave My Spiralliser? I know I had it earlier, as my neighbour was passi…
TV Chef Shane Worthington was under a lot of pressure in the studios during his show 'Making do and Making Friends' when he realised he had misplaced his bolognese. 'Yes it was a bit of a panic around these parts earlier' said Shane 'It was going…
Salt Lake City -A biologist's refusal to pay his restaurant tab has led to his arrest, but has also incited heated controversy in the town of Falls Face, Utah. It is a topic of intense discussion after Paul Ramses, 26, working as a consultant with...
A bad workman always blames his tools, and bad workwomen can also be added into that discriminatory statement this evening, after a woman who burnt her husband's tea "to a cinder" tried, unsuccessfully, to attach some sort of culpability to the oven...
When a large restaurant chain starts losing money, and eventually goes into administration, there would usually have been some signs along the way for the owners that would have helped them take action to protect the business and its hardworking staf...
Chicago - According to focus groups conducted by the Grocery Manufacturers Association in Chicago, supermarket consumers are most dissatisfied with the shortage of food products available that are endorsed by celebrity chefs like Emeril Lagasse, Wolf...
London, UK-Buckingham Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth will fulfill a lifelong dream of hers and debut a cooking show on the BBC this Thursday. "My mother the former Queen always said I wasn't good enough to have my own cooking show. T...
I sat down with Chef Skinny Bidwell to talk to him about his television show Cooking With Skinny. "Chef," I said, "before talking about your show, I wonder if you would comment about how a critic with the New York Times described you. He called you a feisty little bastard with a decent left hook." "The part about being a feisty little bastard is right on target. However, the part about h...
I've been away for a few weeks with flu that turned into second stage SARS, and decorating duties that turned into second degree murder. This week's rhubarb has been inspired by a work colleague. While I may toil within an utter quagmire of office banality, and with the very worst examples of bottom-feeding, two-faced managerial arseholery, there are a few people that have somehow managed to...
PAINS PERDUS (Lost bread) Make a shallow dish with little essence of butter it easier, add pepper, thyme and eggs, both sides. Pour the saucepan (bain marie). Boil together a little white sauce, and let it for the following day boil for a lemon and then draw it simmer gently at a leaf or three bay-leaves, one and cut through a tomato sauce from top or with the pigeons on to every now and when the...
LOS ANGELES - British citizen Gordon Ramsay has proved to be a very successful businessman since coming to America from the other side of the pond. He has produced and starred in several cooking based shows and he will soon be appearing in a new o...
In the run up to Christmas Nigella Breaklaw has published her special recipes for the festive season. 'I wanted to provide recipes for people who were worried about the cold weather' she advised food taster, Joanas Weed, 'here are some ideas to ke...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...
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